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CLASSIC PORN MAKING A COMEBACK

Posted by Violet Femme on

The very first porn I ever watched was when I was 12.  As a fluke I decided to watch it again. “Rocking with Seka,” featuring the gorgeous Seka, was the first skin flick I masturbated to and revisiting the classic adult film was like a breath of fresh air and an extreme departure from what is the standard for today’s XXX movies.  Now I can’t stop watching classic pornography and it’s not because of the hairy bushes or the bluesy saxophone playing in the background in almost every scene. Watching classic pornos is like stepping into another dimension of porn that were equal parts sexy and equal parts risqué, but without the smut. A huge demographic of active porn watchers never experienced the greatness of bygone porn and it’s a colossal shame. Here’s why:

BOOBS: Yes, all porn has boobs, but not all porn has REAL boobs. Since I took that step down memory lane and did extensive research into the classics, I must say the biggest turn on about retro porn was the lack of silicone body parts. Porn produced in the 70’s, and for largely most of the 80’s, all featured porn stars with natural, firm, gorgeous tits. They jiggled, they were squishy, they swayed, they jounced, they actually MOVED, and they were bountiful.

REAL ACTORS: Granted, these porn stars like Seka, Linda Lovelace (of Deep Throat fame), John Holmes, or Ron Jeremy were never going to win an Oscar, but I wouldn’t discount these actors’ credibility, along with the rest of the porn stars from that era. They took to their craft seriously and actually acted with emotion and sometimes great comedic timing.  Hats off to Ron Jeremy. He really delivered…his dialogue.


REAL STORYLINES: Hey, I actually finished a couple of these vintage movies well after I was done doing my deed. The majority of the porn created decades ago had plots and was not just haphazardly put together. These movies actually had meat, of the non-phallic variation.  You might continue watching the movie, even after you’ve spent yourself, because you want to know how it ends.

BETTER STYLISTS: While we can get our kicks off from fishnet stockings, stiletto heels, and cut off jean shorts, which is just some of the articles of clothing seen on today’s porn stars, there is something to be said with watching a women being undressed from her bell bottom pants or her paisley dress. It left much to the imagination and worked as great foreplay.

GIRLS NEXT DOOR: Another huge reason I love vintage is porn is for the mere fact that everyone looks real. The women actually look like pretty, average girls found walking the neighborhood or grocery store, or someone you went to college with, or even someone you may meet at your local bar and, if you’re a lucky bastard, get to take home that night. Porn stars today do not have the fresh-faced, doe-eyed look and instead they all look like porn stars with their Botox’d duck lips and augmented gargantuan sized chests. These women are well beyond the average realm of possibilities. With porn stars of the past there was the small glimmer of hope that one day you’ll get a chance to land a woman just like that.

THEY LOVE IT: The sex scenes today all look extremely scripted and rehearsed. You can actually sense all the people in the room making this production happen. The moans and noises sound contrived. Not so with classic porn. These porn stars look like they were truly enjoying themselves. There was an intimacy and chemistry between the two stars that you rarely find in modern day porn. There was passion and heavy kissing with orgasms that were real. No screaming like lunatics for these women.


Classic porn needs to make a comeback, or at least be collectables. With the resurgence of these classics maybe it will also bring back all that is lacking in today’s porn. The smut that is churned out by the thousands nowadays is a far cry from the porn of the past. Don’t believe me?  Check out the selections of vintage porn on our site and make your selection! If anything, it will allow for a change in pace in your collection of DVDs. I’m not saying let’s bring back the hairy bush, but it wouldn’t hurt to bring back the artistry that used to be in porn.  


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